My life is full of Characters.

Tonight was a great night for people watching. A couple of good friends and I went to our usual drinking hole, after a few not-so-great spots, and were greeted with a crowd of wigs, bad outfits, and equally bad hair do's (and some helmets). Here are a few of my favorites: Crazy red wig, wearing coordinated shorts and plaid shirt. It took a while to figure out she was actually wearing a wig and not just having the worst hair day ever. Disco ass. The pants have no true description other than "dat ass". Plus, red suspenders. Giant wig that was passed around. Personally, I preferred it on the gentleman from the wedding party. Yes, there was a wedding party at the bar. Probably adorable girl with her skirt hiked all the way up under her boobies. Poor, poor girl. Floral shirt guy. Strutting a mini-afro and skinny, black pants with dress shoes. My personal fav. He also talked to wheel chair guy and Jessica Simpson all night. (Jessica Simpson was too classy for the bar's bathroom. She used the construction porta-potty outside) (Earlier in the night) Shorty shorts girl. "Honey, I can see your spanks. And by spanks, I mean vagina." When did high-waisted shorts that show your ass cheeks come back? Last I saw, Farrah was rocking them. There were many more, but I think that's a good summary of the night. Props to crazy guy who continually dissed the Walker fan by saying "Niggah can suck my balls". You made our night. <3 Yeah, I do that shit.