The Bad Craig

Another coworker of mine is Craig, an old man who bikes everywhere and smells like BO and your grandpa's closet. He smells so bad (how bad does he smell?) that people have complained to our boss, and in response, he says, "Customers smell bad and we can't make them do anything about it." Yeah, he does not care. He also never cashiers because he is slow at it, too slow for our store. Craig usually works in the back half of the store in wares, furniture, domestics, and electronics. At night, we're given a section of the store to clean up, and Craig never finishes his. He starts to clean before we are supposed to, while people are still shopping feverishly, and he doesn't go back to check it over again. Recently, this has been irking me to no end. One night, we were probably 40 minutes late getting out because Craig didn't clean his section. When we yelled for everyone to get to the back to finish cleaning it, Craig didn't come, he just kept walking around finishing up MY section! Then, Emily Strange came up and asked why this section wasn't done, I yelled, "Cuz Craig doesn't do his @#$*ing job!" I hope he heard.....
This story was not that exciting, but it's all I've got right now.
Peace Out!